updates

they hired a new girl at my office that is ridiculously pretty. like so much prettier than me i have to surrender and lay down my guns in the pretty war. that's ain't pretty.

speaking of pretty, i went to interpol last night. carlos danced and pranced and preened and slutted around the stage like a little FAIRY WHORE BOY. no wonder he has the herp. it was AWESOME TIMES INFINITY.

i got the ticket from some random i met on craigslist. his date had cancelled and he was looking for a chick to take. he is some music bigwig so we got in the after party and i got to shake hands with the keyboardist and guitarist. the whole time i'm thinking "F YOU GUYS WHERE IS CARLOS? I WANT TO LICK HIS TIE AND TOUCH HIS WANG EVEN THOUGH I BET YOU ONE MILLION DOLLARS IT'D BE REALLY SMALL BECAUSE THE REST OF HIM IS SKINNY AND UNDERDEVELOPED BECAUSE HIS ANCESTORS DIDN'T GET GOOD NUTRITION LIKE PROTEIN AND GREEN LEAFY VEGETABLES." sadly, carlos skipped the after party altogether.

i don't think my date was amused by the carlos thing but it wasn't a love connection anyway.

BYE BYE